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Manchester United defeated a tatty Tottenham by three goals to nil. Shockingly, all the goals came in the first half of the match

Fellaini scored the first goal of the match within nine minutes of gameplay! Nothing was considered too soon for them and so this was then followed by a goal from Carrick just 10 minutes later.


Rooney was last to add to the scoreline in the 34th minute. How could it be possible that one half of a match could be filled with so many goals? Spurs, shamefully, were only able to get a shot on target in the 89th minute!

United have flown six points clear of Tottenham on the Premier League table. Could this mean that they’ve more or less secured top four?